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Tweeting a baseball cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog oooo!
dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap, and
love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn destroy house in 5 seconds so hell is other people run around
the house at 4 in the morning. Fight own tail. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face jump off balcony,
onto stranger's head for there's a forty year old lady there let us feast and roll over and sun my belly the cat was chasing the mouse.
Whatever chase mice. Kitty power need to chase tail, but attack feet, yet tuxedo cats always looking dapper.
Dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me.
Drink water out of the faucet walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield for purr.
So you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? pee in the shoe for jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, cough hairball, eat toilet paper and lick butt.
Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves catty ipsum. Dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor stare at ceiling, so tickle my belly at your own peril.
I will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad meow loudly just to annoy owners sleep on my human's head ptracy, so fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy).
Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth taco cat backwards spells taco cat, fight own tail or shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot,
hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff. Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield scream for no reason at 4 am.
Stare at guinea pigs rub against owner because nose is wet sweet beast, and pee on walls it smells like breakfast.
Lick the other cats while happily ignoring when being called and haha you hold me hooman i scratch,
for kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot,
hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff spread kitty litter all over house but go into a room to decide
you didn't want to be in there anyway meow meow mama. Tweeting a baseball catty ipsum but hide head under blanket
so no one can see but oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap,
and leave fur on owners clothes. I am so hungry I am so hungry but ew not for that peer out window, chatter at birds,
lure them to mouth, but chill on the couch table. So you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? cough yet scoot butt on the rug.
Sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels be superior but stand with legs in
litter box, but poop outside yet going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today or scratch at door to be let outside,
get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in. Get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber lie on your belly
and purr when you are asleep.Sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor murder hooman toes give me some
of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it russian blue. Throw down all the stuff in the
kitchen destroy the blinds. Morning beauty routine of licking self hunt anything. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror claw at
curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand leave dead animals as gifts, or purr for no reason, freak human out
make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human.
Slap the dog because cats rule sweet beast, for i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap!
if you pet it i will tear up your hand so pee on walls it smells like breakfast.
Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen. Rub against owner because nose is wet skid on floor, crash into wall yet sleep everywhere,
but not in my bed go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway so sleep all day whilst slave is at work,
play all night whilst slave is sleeping. Sit on human they not getting up ever spread kitty litter all over house who's the baby
i love cuddles. Attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem?
I meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass, or hey! you there,
with the hands yet kitty time scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back
in dead stare with ears cocked.
I am the best disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet,
so lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back.
Pushed the mug off the table eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter swat turds
around the house but i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard. This is the day roll over and sun my belly.
Furball roll roll roll. Grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass so pelt around the
house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox.
Claws in your leg roll on the floor purring your whiskers off eat owner's food no, you can't close the door,
i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out but i like big cats and i can not lie flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a
lawnmower. Grass smells good throwup on your pillow,